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Add comment June 5th, 2007
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Welcome to Melbourne.
Woo. Fun weekend.
Morrie’s party. Accidentally ended up in the wrong party. Whoops.
Twas a fun car trip.
Then there was Dominos, and my movie hero techniques with the car.
And driving round everywhere trying to find a decent place to eat pizza.
Creepy shit happened at the park.
Random kids at the lake, so Tim put the high beams on them.
Get to my house. “Matt should stay at Tims”. So out of my driveway we go, and back to Tims.
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Then the city.
Oh my. It was fun.
Mixtures of drinks, Food flying across Pizza Hut, Wet Twirls, Ringtones allll the way back from the city, 3D Minigolf, and probably more that I can’t remember.
Disabled.
“Can I Bite It?”
The wonderful Dessert Tim made for me. I think there’s a bit (or a lot) of everything there.
Coke. And Ice cream. And Jelly. And chocolate sauce. And Pineapple. And meat. And mushroom. And mountain dew, I think..
treeeeeeeeeeeeee fiddy. i’d have gotten all that if I drank the drink. So instead, we all had a sip. yummy.
OMGZZZ Emma’s pinching Ladson’s head!11!
oh yes. a fun weekend had by all.
ick. stab. oh my.
2 comments May 7th, 2006
woo, i popped my switch cherry.
it was fun.
a hell of a lot better than i expected.
rather…eventful, i must say, but it was fun.
yeah, bye.
Add comment February 5th, 2006
woo. my birthday today. i’m finally legal.
anywho, party was last night.
where to start…. um….
- got some fucking awesome presents. thanks everyone.
- made a stupid speech
- drank canEHdian club
- attempted to beat the shit out of the piñata, but it didn’t work. I ended up not understanding Bryn, and looking like a complete twat, and then jumping and stomping on it. But it’s cool. It was a racing car!
- loads more things that i can’t remember. remind me, please.
, and today I went and got cards for both the video shops, and then went to the Olinda and then out to dinner with Mum and Karen.
Anyway, spend some dosh on the pokies, didn’t really win much. Was going to bet on the horse racing but didn’t. Then after we were leaving the TAB part, I felt this hand on my shoulder, and a voice say “scuse me, young man, can I see some ID please?” and for some reason, it scared me, and I nearly shat myself. I turned around and it was Stacey’s Dad, and her Mum was there as well. So I had a quick chat with them, then went back to everyone else, then Nadia left, and I went to have a quick chat, and Sam (Stace’s Dad) said he had to buy me my first pint, since it’s tradition, and my Dad always wanted to. So that was nice. We had a good chat. Then I went back to their house, and my Mum picked me up, and we went out to dinner, And then
So yeah, a fantastic two days. I was pretty damn happy 
I’ve probably forgotten details…
Pictures’ll come tomorrow, when I get them all off Daniel.
Add comment January 29th, 2006
this is fucking fantastic.
one of my closest friends isn’t talking to me, and i have no idea why.
all the idea’s i have don’t make sense.
Add comment December 1st, 2005
cbf’d talking about kristen. maybe i’ll explain later, maybe i won’t. all that matters is we broke up.
anyway, english exam was today. i’m quite confident and happy with how i went.
i’m such a noggin though. i was writing about a guy who made a getaway in a movie, and i wrote something about his getaway and what he got away with, and though “omg! seventy times 7!!” and was trying to think of something about him being spineless, but couldn’t.
and then, i was on a bus before, and this girl came on and she was singing “i keep my jealousy clooooose”, and her friend sort of looked at her funnily, and i’m like OMG FALL OUT BOY!!!! but i didn’t say anything to her. i thought i’d sound like i was trying to pick her up or something. so i just put my brand new hoodie on, and she had a couple of glances at it.
and i got a lizzie mcguire cd before in a happy meal, but i haven’t looked at it yet.
anyway, i’ve got loads of different shits running through my head so i’m going to leave this at this for now.
it’s taken me over an hour to write this all.
so yeah ‘night.
[edit] you know what’s fun? searching google for “slaves” and looking at the ads…[/edit]
2 comments October 28th, 2005
i must be deprived of sex or something, but it REALLY sounds like in “Party Up”, Hilary sings “Why don’t you suck me off, bitch”, instead of “Why don’t you sign me up? There’s….” or whatever it is she says…
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went to a trivia night tonight. a couple of karens friends were there. Karen, Kylie, James and I all sat a table together, and made a pretty good team, considering our age. We called ourselves the “accelerated g nerds” (long story), and laughed a lot. Karen especially made us all laugh, when she said “I’m not an alcoholic, because I enjoy drinking alcohol”.
I felt ashamed of myself, because one of the trivia rounds was music. The guy played about 1.5 to 2 seconds of a song, and we had to guess what it was. I was the only one in the room (of about 40 people) that guessed “let’s get loud”, and “how do i deal”, or whatever they’re called.
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anywy, i’m really tired, and kristen’s gonna be here in about 8 hours, so i’m going to get some sleep.
g’nite brosephs.
Add comment October 23rd, 2005
[edit] fuck i just literally nearly shat myself laughing at something jo just said.[/edit]
wednesday was muck up day, which i partly wrote about.
then wednesday night, kristen came over, and we picked tim up from work.
fuck it was funny. we had tims crossbow things with plastic suction cup arrows (these thingies), and had a lot of fun with them.
there was a bit of shooting at tims work, then we drove around. ended up on that estate behind chirnside turning at random roads.
then we went to red rooster, and tim and i had a good old fashioned shootout thingy with the crosbows, and these people were staring.
then we went inside and got stared at some more. then we got in the car, and as we were driving off, i shot at the window where the people were sitting, and missed and the arrow bounced off their car, so i got out, and and picked it up and jumped into the car as tim drove off. then we drove around the shop and came in the other entrance and drove passed them. then we went to emmas. i called her first and spoke to karyn. she’s hot. then emma got on, and thought i was drunk. and she was being a broseph (how the fuck do you spell that?), and wouldn’t come outside, then did, so we got to her house, and i shot at her. (i mean shot an arrow), and got out and slipped over, so i did the whole “shhh.ahhhhhhh.shhhh.ahhhhhhhh” thing from family guy. it was stupid.
then we spoke a lot at emmas, and ended up driving to jarryds. spoke to him a bit, took tim home, well, tim took us home.
we had a fantastic “taxi driver”, talking about tim. “who is this white devil?” and other stuff:P
there was also minigolf some point in the night, but i can’t remember when. that was fun. except for the fact that i really annoyed kristen with something i said.
just about every shot we took was a mulligan.
oh yeah, we went to mcdonalds, and i just spontaneiously started bleeding from the mouth.
…..
last night kristen and i were babysitting some kid and a baby. family friends of theirs. anyway, we were watching some medical show, and there was a guy whos larynx was crushed. it reminded me of davids song about a crushed larynx.
…..
today i got a bus from the patch to monbulk, because apparantly they don’t go to lilydale. bastards. so i went to saras house, and noone was there, so i walked all the way back to kristens house.
the end.
Add comment October 21st, 2005
ok. today was really fun.
met kristens brother today. and his “friend”. they’re both really cool. she got a message from her brother later saying “matt seems nice”. good to know i’m liked.
then we went to eastland with tim. that was fun. then we went to lilydale like via mitcham, emmas house, dominoes and safeway. tim decided to empty a quarter of a shelf of condoms into our basket. maybe not that much, but a lot. then we left. and got in the car. it’s funny when tim drives a girly car. then we got to the lake. there were stupid people that lied about the barbecue. and a little kid that yelled “i’ve got a fat” or something. drinking canola oil straight from the bottle is NOT nice. neither is coke mixed with tomato sauce. there was a lot of mention of anthony calea, and dreams as well today. but i think that can be left at that. we also did the chirny run. that was fun. and jason has no beard. he looks funny. i think that’s it. i’ll add more if i think of anything, though.
Add comment October 16th, 2005
i felt extremely sick today. possibly after the
über lollies we had.
$20 worth. (that’s £8.62)
anyway, we passed them around. ate lots. i felt sick.
kristen came round after school. that was pretty cool.
as she was leaving, we were brushing leaves off the roof of her car, (coz she parked under a tree [i was going to stick something witty about a cork tree here, but couldn’t think of anything]), and i whacked my knee against the middle pole thingy between the two doors. and my knee cap sort of rolled a little. it fucking hurt. i’m still in agony now, and it was like an hour ago.
AND, today is mine and Jo’s “anniversary”. we are so cool. go us.
Add comment October 13th, 2005
i feel like shite. i’m aching everywhere, it hurts to swallow, and i have a headache and i’m dizzy. oh it’s wonderful.
ooh yay, i was googling konstantine sheet music, coz i lost mine, and it started playing.
anyway. thursday. ’twas a fun day. apart from having to go to school. but that was alright. i corrected the teacher on a couple of things. woo yeah go me. or something like that.
then i spent the day with kristen. she’s really cool. but i feel like a baby with her. anyway, we played mini golf, and i lost by 4 points. which was really unfair, coz i was doing so much better than her, then it took 8 shots on one hole. grr.
then we walked around knox. then we went and saw deuce bigalow. damn it’s funny. even the second time. then we went to belgrave lake or something. i had this urge to swim in it. i don’t know why, because it’s fucking dirty in there, but i wanted to. then we went to some lookout and tried to figure out what everything was, but we’re both fucking hopeless, then some car came right up to us and shone the lights on us as though we’re dirty little bitches or something, but we were just sat sitting there.
and we’re “together” now. yay.
and we spend aaaaages on the phone. i feel like such a girl. seriously, what boy talks for 2/3/5 hours on the phone? 
and something interesting i discovered the other day: channel 7’s frequency is 182MHz.
and i was watching some show last night, and the cars number plate was “ABC-123″.
and, i’m pretty much definately buying karens car. so woo. watch me stall.
i had some other random boring things to say, but i can’t remember any of them.
oh yeah, one of them: you know the goatse.cx guy? he’s got a fucking wedding ring on. imagine being his wife? EW.
oh, and there’s like…18 days of school left or something, and 40 till my last exam. then i’m done. and i probly won’t be getting into uni next year so YAY TIME TO DO FUCK ALL
anywizzle, i think i’ve done plenty of rambling today. i’ll leave now.
bye.
Add comment October 1st, 2005
i am so cool.
we were in a bank yesterday and the woman there had a name tag that said “lois”.
so i said to tim “what’s something you take on a picnic?”
and he goes “a dead lois?”, then saw the womans name tag. it was funny.
4 comments September 28th, 2005
my uncle had a pretty bad heart attack last night
they put a stent in one of his arteries.
he’s a really heavy drinker/smoker, and they’ve said he’ll have to change his lifestyle a lot, but i can’t see him doing much. (kind of like me).
bye.
Add comment August 28th, 2005
am bored.
have some pictures from the rehearsal the other day.
i know my hair is long and curly, so shut up.
me with my spotlight.
me and my minions, kaitlyn (my oblong friend), rhiannon (i think. she lives down the road from sara), and sharna (my favourite )
nuns. lots of leg.
i am teh secks. (i hate skanks).
Add comment August 24th, 2005
theres a “now showing” sign on one of the posters for the play, at school. bill saw it and said “‘now showing’ my arse”, then realised. it was rather funny.
and some teacher was telling us his life story. and bill said “I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown…” and then something about kicking the cat.
it was funny.
bye.
Add comment August 23rd, 2005
today i got ran over by a drunk driver.
and got honey chicken thrown at my eye.
but it was fun. and we all laughed at my misfortunes, so it was worth it.
you faygit
okay, it’s a *slight* exaggeration about the getting hit by a drunk driver, but i still got my foot ran over.
anywho, i’m off.
don’t wanna watch Die Another Day, and there’s nothing else on TV, and i’m not in much of an msnny mood, so i think i might read or something.
bye.
Add comment August 21st, 2005
we were painting the set today, and got bored.today i:
- got paint all over my pants
- stepped in a puddle of mud (d woo good band), and got mud all over my shoe
- accidentally rolled a paint roller down my groin
- stepped on the piece of floor that i’d painted about 12 seconds earlier
- got my arms painted by 3 year 8 girls
- got to boss 3 year 8 girls around. (they’re my minions now)
- (apparantly) got comments about my accent. (according to bill, when i wasn’t there, they said something like “ooh, this is better than {some subject}, ’cause we get to be bossed around by a guy with a cute accent”)
- got extremely dizzy/headachey from smelling paint/turps for half the day
- got picked up from school by tim and went for a drive to wonga park (for no reason at all. really.)
- got told off by bill and anthony for trying to set the stage on fire when there was a big puddle of turps on it
- got to tell anthony off for being a little bitch
- taught bill how to play ‘not me, not i’ and ‘predictable’ on piano, then he want and did some really cool accompanyment
- laughed a lot at something jo said. because it was very funny.
and that’s my day. bye.
Add comment August 17th, 2005
somebody trusted me with something.
it made me happy.
it was a sort of big thing.
and it actually shows that some people CAN trust me.
so yeah… bye.
Add comment July 18th, 2005
had a crap day.
got to school and i could hardly breathe, and i was sweating, but bill saved me with his asthma pump.
got my braces tightened. they’re pink. and hurt. a lot.
and i saw caitlin tzounos at the station before. had quite a long chat with her, it was really cool.
and do we all know what today is? got fuck all to do with having a shit day though.
anyway, enough of my babbling, here’s an
email question thingy from trin:
Name: Matt
Were you named after anyone: Yeah, someone in the hospital had a kid called matt and mum liked it, and my first middle name is my dads name, and my second middle name is my grandads, and his dads, and his dads, and his dads, and so forth
Do you wish on stars: No
Which finger is your favourite: middle one. and not for obvious reasons.
When did you last cry: can’t remember. not too long ago.
What is your one priority in life: don’t know
What is your favourite meat: i agree with trin, beef, fo shizzle
Do you have any bad habits: yeah a load
What store would you never be caught dead in: supre
Are you a daredevil: i do some stupid things, but i’m not a daredevil. unless falling off emilys car counts as that?
Have you ever told a secret you swore you wouldn’t tell: yes.
Have you ever stolen anything: a lolly when i was about 4
Do looks matter: i dont care. but as i was saying to aurora before, society is quite shallow
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone: period 4. before that, a couple of weeks ago, i think.
Are you trendy: fuck no
What do you do to prevent anger: nothing really.
Are you passive or aggressive: passive with aggressive underneath
Who are your idols: you, you and…you
Who is your second family: australian family, i spose. but they’re not really a “second family”, or maybe staceys?
What did you play as a child: cars
What class in high school do you think is totally useless: dunno
Do you like sappy love songs: i generally don’t like songs for their lyrics, more their sound, so lyrics wise, i don’t mind them, but lovey dovey crappy songs, i don’t like.
Have you ever been on radio or television: yeah, radio. a girl i was stood next to’s foot was on tv once. and i’ve had sms’s read out on radio.
Have you ever intentionally hurt someone: probably
Have you ever been in a mosh pit: yea, don’t particularly like them. sometimes fun though.
Do you feel understood most of the time: not most of the time. i’m not good at explaining things
Would you rather a sore throat or an upset stomach: stomach
Do you know what ’sctief’ is: i do now that trin answered, but i would have had nfi before
What are you nickname/s: matt (i guess that’s a nickname), spud, ttam, poppet (haven’t been called that since about year 
Could you be vegetarian: probably not.
Would you bungee jump: maybe
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off: nope
What are you worried about right now: many things
Do you ever wear overalls: neverrrrr
Do you think you are: a)Mentally strong: not at all
b)Physically strong: fuck no
Who is most likely to respond: probably noone, since it’s not an email anymore:p
Who won’t respond at all: see above
Age: 17
Favourite colour: Red or Blue. probably blue.
Do you have your driver’s licence: nope. failed when i went for my L’s. ha.
Who last called you: i have nfi. haven’t had a phone call for absolutely AGES. nor an sms.
Who did you last have a drink with: people at tims party
Who was the last person you went to the mall with: “mall”? can’t remember. probably my mum
Who sent you this email: Trinity
What are you listening to right now: brand new - am i wrong
What are the last four digits of your phone number: 2560 or 2196
What is the last thing you ate: erm…. i think i had biscuits last nigh
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be: probably black
How is the weather right now: it’s alright.
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: face
Do you like the person who sent this to you: definately:)
How are you today: shit thanks. yourself?
What’s your favourite soft drink: pepsi
Favourite alcoholic drink: pretty much any spirits. i like scotch. scotchy scotch scotch. down it goes…
What do you wear in bed: tshirt and boxers
Siblings and their ages: Sister, 19
Fave food: pasta or chocolate
Last movie watched: above suspicion or something. was actually pretty good
Funniest thing you heard today: “i pooed my pants” or “ms mayer, i have a boyfriend”
Favourite day of the year: dunno
Do you believe in god: yeah
Too shy to ask someone out: sort of. i’ve done it before. probably won’t do it again:P
Comedy or scary: comedy. i hate scary movies.
Summer or winter: winter
Longterm relationships or one night stands: long term
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Do you want your friends to write back: they can leave comments if you want.
Latest book you read: do i have to say that? it was a babysitters club one. a mystery where mary anne finds out stuff about her mum
What’s on your mouse pad: devils
What did you do last night: watched tv, read, slept.
and, a picture that’s so fucking true:
Add comment June 20th, 2005
