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there aught to be an Australian version of this…
Add comment June 5th, 2007
Posts filed under 'funny'
i just got home from seeing little britain live.
it was absolutely amazing. fucking awesome. absolutely amazing.
there were references to stuff that was funny for reasons other than the obvious to, like
nipple tassels, a red number, minge, and the voice over saying “a half past jen”
but yeah, it was absolutely incredible. and anthony head just made it even better.
Add comment January 31st, 2007
haven’t updated this for AAAGES.
my birthday was yesterday.
had a party on saturday.
fantastic night 
on sunday we went to the city. at box hill station on the way back, there were two busses parked next to each other.
this one
and this one.
looked pretty funny together…
i’ve kind of neglected room5 lately.
i’ll look after it again. promise.
Add comment January 30th, 2007
Note to self: never give someone root access to the server you’re resting your feet on.
i heard random beep‘ing from it, and panicked.
Matt: whyve you got so many windows?
Bill: they just...happened
matt: WTF?WT?FW?WT
was that you?
Bill: Like that beeping
Matt: fucking hell
i shat myself and turned it off
it'd be running like 5 days
Bill: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAOLMFAOLMFOA
LFAOM
i know 5 days isn’t long, but meh. it is for me.
Add comment November 15th, 2006
On my random travels on the internet, I ended up at spry.com, and I’ve never found a more ironic SQL error message than
this one:
click for a legible version
.
On another note, I ordered some custom number plates the other day. I probably should wait till I get my license, but eh.
Add comment July 21st, 2006
Welcome to Melbourne.
Woo. Fun weekend.
Morrie’s party. Accidentally ended up in the wrong party. Whoops.
Twas a fun car trip.
Then there was Dominos, and my movie hero techniques with the car.
And driving round everywhere trying to find a decent place to eat pizza.
Creepy shit happened at the park.
Random kids at the lake, so Tim put the high beams on them.
Get to my house. “Matt should stay at Tims”. So out of my driveway we go, and back to Tims.
——————-
Then the city.
Oh my. It was fun.
Mixtures of drinks, Food flying across Pizza Hut, Wet Twirls, Ringtones allll the way back from the city, 3D Minigolf, and probably more that I can’t remember.
Disabled.
“Can I Bite It?”
The wonderful Dessert Tim made for me. I think there’s a bit (or a lot) of everything there.
Coke. And Ice cream. And Jelly. And chocolate sauce. And Pineapple. And meat. And mushroom. And mountain dew, I think..
treeeeeeeeeeeeee fiddy. i’d have gotten all that if I drank the drink. So instead, we all had a sip. yummy.
OMGZZZ Emma’s pinching Ladson’s head!11!
oh yes. a fun weekend had by all.
ick. stab. oh my.
2 comments May 7th, 2006
A friend sent me this ad, from a New Idea magazine:
an interesting ad, considering the article it’s next to.
Add comment March 20th, 2006
bill, has decided that the second verse to the Australian National Anthem needs to be changed:
“I particularly like the “For those who’ve come accross the seas, we’ve boundless plains to share”
It should be “For those who steal accross the seas, we’ve locked you up, so there”“
Add comment March 15th, 2006
Omg. Toys R Us had the BEST sale today.
and I just realised I had no tea tonight:P WOO.
1 comment February 20th, 2006
Yeah, I’m a bit slow, but on Monday night, I went to see Billy Connolly. With my mum, Stacey and her family, and some family friends.
He was fucking hilarious. I didn’t stop laughing all the way through.
It was an absolutely fantastic night.
And we saw Rove, and Belinda Emmett. Rove is an absolute short arse.
But yeah, Billy was absolutely amazing.
1 comment February 3rd, 2006
Saw the best blonde joke ever at http://www.postpixel.com.au/2006/01/25/best-blonde-joke-ever/.
2 comments February 2nd, 2006
theres a “now showing” sign on one of the posters for the play, at school. bill saw it and said “‘now showing’ my arse”, then realised. it was rather funny.
and some teacher was telling us his life story. and bill said “I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown…” and then something about kicking the cat.
it was funny.
bye.
Add comment August 23rd, 2005
we were painting the set today, and got bored.today i:
- got paint all over my pants
- stepped in a puddle of mud (d woo good band), and got mud all over my shoe
- accidentally rolled a paint roller down my groin
- stepped on the piece of floor that i’d painted about 12 seconds earlier
- got my arms painted by 3 year 8 girls
- got to boss 3 year 8 girls around. (they’re my minions now)
- (apparantly) got comments about my accent. (according to bill, when i wasn’t there, they said something like “ooh, this is better than {some subject}, ’cause we get to be bossed around by a guy with a cute accent”)
- got extremely dizzy/headachey from smelling paint/turps for half the day
- got picked up from school by tim and went for a drive to wonga park (for no reason at all. really.)
- got told off by bill and anthony for trying to set the stage on fire when there was a big puddle of turps on it
- got to tell anthony off for being a little bitch
- taught bill how to play ‘not me, not i’ and ‘predictable’ on piano, then he want and did some really cool accompanyment
- laughed a lot at something jo said. because it was very funny.
and that’s my day. bye.
Add comment August 17th, 2005
before, i saw a car driving down the road, with an old man driving. then, a few seconds later, an old woman popped up, she was bent down with her head hidden… ew.
and, i saw a car with one of those “space saver” wheels. it made me think of the GAT.
oh, and i saw a mini try to get up a hill, and it didn’t really work, so the guy had to reverse a bit and go for a second try.
and, i got a “very high” on my further SAC. i’m really happy with it. i wasn’t expecting it. i was expecting a lot worse. i was so happy, i nearly squealed. i’m almost proud of myself. i used to be good at maths, but then in high school, i started to get not as good, (my grammar are good), but this year i’ve done quite well in further, and my report was pretty good, and i never have good reports. so yeah, i’m pretty happy with that. and there’s 3 weeks tomorrow until Delta, I can’t wait. but i also can, because it means the holidays will have been over for a week, amongst other things. and last night on channel 31, there was some absolute crap. some stoned hippie with a uni brow was reading poems like “if i could see where my eyes are, i would lose my hand to a star” or something like that. it was crap so i stopped watching it.
and, i haven’t had a message or a phone call for ages. 8th of june i think was my last one. message me now. please? i’ll reply! +61400862560 or +61417862196. thankyou. (i did the +61 JUST in case any foreigners want to talk to me:P)
speaking of which, i was messing with my old phone last night, and it’s SO weird going from colour screen to green screen.
i’ve been thinking about England a LOT lately. Which is silly, because yeah.. it’s almost like I want to “run away” there. but it’s more my family that I’m thinking about. I just wanna go back there and see all my family again.
i’ve got two weeks off school now, and I am going to play a lot of guitar. like, a lot. that was a random sentence.
this is a long entry. it’s so unlike me.
my cousin is staying at my house for a couple of days, that should be half fun, i spose.
the past few days i’ve been pissing like a race horse. and hardly drinking. it’s really weird.
anyway, i think i’ll finish this entry off. knowing my luck, LJ won’t save it.
yay. Jo should be happy, I have the ruby soho ringtone! I stumbled across it, and she was searching for ages. But now I have it. Woo.
And Dillon and I are idiots. We’re singing boulevard of broken dreams, sounding like complete twats.
And now I have two powerpuff girl pictures on my phone. Fuck paying for things. Blueskyfrog is silly. I just download their preview mp3s, and photoshop the “sample” pictures, and woo I have things for free yes, I?m a cheap arse.
Anyway, I’m off. I’ll probably do a decent update soonish. Bye.
Add comment June 24th, 2005
i think i broke ttam.org.
oooops.
like completely fucked it.
yippee.
stupid cheap thing.
edit:
yep. it’s fucked. my bad.
blame bill. he suggested it. - (NO HE DIDN’T )
and yeah…. whoopsedoodle
edit edit:
there’s another 402 sites that i possibly broke as well.
i think i’ve DEFINATELY done something wrong:P
edit edit EDDDDDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
That is all.
edit number 4:
it’s not broke.
but i did break it, and the other 402 sites for just over an hour.
Add comment June 23rd, 2005
today english was absolutely positively fucking boring. so i cut out little tetris pieces and coloured them in and played that.
oh the joy.
Add comment June 22nd, 2005
a couple of bills poems:
- Booboo the boom balloon went to the moon. Booboo the boom balloon had to leave soon. Booboo went zoom zoom then he went boom! Poor little boom balloon had seen a goon.
- Fradle the Ladle sat on a gable. Fadle the Ladle played with a dradle. Fradle dropped dradle and screamed out a fable. “Ladles!” he screamed, then grabbed onto a table.
- Thomas the Adonis sat on a tonnis, eating a sconnas. The little stephonis ran over to thomas and yelled “oh adonis, you are my thomas”
- Lei Chi Caching sat on a swing eating some wing of king. Then came a soldier who sat down to scold her, and took all her wings away.
- Little Miss Mayer has many layers to keep all the cold away. Then can the slayer who took all the Mayers and left all her layers to trayers
- Poor little Matt was looking quite flat, he looked at a hat then sat the GAT. Then poor little Matt was looking for bats to play with a cat that did pat with a hat.
some were funny. made me giggle, which was good.
ok, i’m off. ‘night
Add comment June 16th, 2005
i dont usually do email forwards and all that shit, but this one was fucking hilarious
- What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
- What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
- What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
- What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
- Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
- What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
- You’re in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
- What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
- What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin’ at?
- How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
- Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving? The police
- What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s? A liar.
- What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
- What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
- What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
- Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
- What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
- How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they’ll screw anything.
- What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
- How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, ” That’s some uvver bleeders job innit.”
- Why did the chav take a shower? He didn’t mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova’s window in the car wash
- Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
- What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
- Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society
Add comment June 13th, 2005
